Spleen Squeezin's

Heh. I've thought that engraved upon my tombstone will be the 'immortal' phrase "Did not work to expectations".

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I might have to go with the Hitchhiker's Guide classic: "We apologize for the inconvenience."

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I got mine from half my private school and all my public school report cards. :)

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I may change my mind, but at the moment I'm leaning toward "I was an unworthy bondservant; I have done only that which I ought to have done."

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