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The caustic opinions of a politically incorrect fat cranky jackass.
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Jun. 13th, 2009 @ 07:46 pm Kill the Old, Step 1
Health-care overhaul legislation being drafted by House Democrats will include $600 billion in tax increases and $400 billion in cuts to Medicare and Medicaid, Ways and Means Committee Chairman Charles Rangel said.

Gee, isn't it supposed to be us evil ol' CONSERVATIVES that were gonna take away Granny's medication....?
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Jun. 9th, 2009 @ 12:08 pm Received in Email
I recently asked my friend's little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up. She said she wanted to be president some day.

Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, "If you were president what would be the first thing you would do?"

She replied, "I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people."

Her parents beamed.

"Wow... what a worthy goal." I told her, "But you don't have to wait until you're president to do that. You can come over to my house and mow the lawn, pull weeds, and sweep my yard, and I'll pay you $50. Then I'll take you over to the grocery store where homeless guys hang out, and you can give them the $50, you earned, to use toward food and a new house."

She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight in the eye and asked, "Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50?"

I said, "Welcome to the Republican Party."

Her parents still aren't speaking to me.
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Jun. 8th, 2009 @ 02:05 pm Some days....
Just went outside and found the bay window on my van busted in. Looks like someone was mowing and a rock got chucked thru it...
Oy, my aching copay....
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Jun. 8th, 2009 @ 12:21 pm This does it right
I think this sums up the conflict-- and the moral conclusion-- that Pro-Lifers draw, at the end of the day.

http://www.pjtv.com/video/ZoNation/Alfonzo_Rachel_Presents%3A_Olbermann_(and)_the_Baby_Killer_/1984/

He has a gift for bringing up an interesting point..... liberals talk of doing everything "for our future children, and our children's children....." in other words, unborn children.... until it becomes inconvenient. Then those yet-to-be-born children no longer have rights as human beings, not even to life....
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Jun. 8th, 2009 @ 01:20 am Home Ownership
Well, things are.... somewhat vexing at Casa Del Ralph. When I bought the trailer and moved in, I knew that there was some repair work to be done.... however, assessments of how quickly, and easily, said repairs would be accomplished were somewhat overly optimistic. I'm not only failing to get the repairs done, I'm constantly finding new little things that need repaired/replaced.... and not getting the scratch together to repair them. The flooring still needs to be repaired (if not outright torn out and redone.... found a new spot, this time in the bathroom-- my heel crunched right down through the tile), the front and back door need replaced, one end of the trailer needs shimmed up, the bathroom door needs replaced, the window blinds are crumbling, the bathtub faucet is getting dodgy, the tub/shower stall needs recaulked (and probably ripped out entirely. I'm not optimistic) and the windows need repair... and tools, talent, and (thanks to cutbacks at work) funds for supplies are at a rather stressful low right now.

If you frequent my comics site, dropping a dime in the till would obviously be appreciated. Or, failing that, kidnap Bob Vila and mail him to me.... Bob Vila, Bob the Builder, John Henry, the Beatle's "Maxwell", anyone good with a hammer....
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Jun. 5th, 2009 @ 11:57 pm (no subject)
From the American Thinker:


* Do you feel nervous when you're around a liberal?
* Are you scared of disagreeing with liberals?
* Do you remain silent in front of a liberal because you want them to like you?
* Do you try to please a liberal, only to be rebuked for your efforts?
* Do liberals criticize you, or humiliate you in front of other people?
* Do you have to control your behavior or your language to avoid their anger and ridicule?
* Do you feel pressured by them to participate in activities you find offensive?
* Do liberals mock you when your express profoundly held beliefs about capitalism, religion, sex and gender issues?
* Do liberals demand that you think, speak, and even support ideas that are disgusting to you?
* Are liberals always calling you names?
* Do liberals repeatedly and wrongly accuse you of being something you're not, such as racist, homophobic, and uncaring?
* Do liberals tell you that if you changed, they wouldn't have to say these awful things about you?
* Do you believe that if you changed, the liberal would like you more?
* Are liberals jealous because you have made a success of your life?
* Do liberals blame you for everything that goes wrong in their lives?
* Do liberals tell lies about you?
* Do liberals threaten your freedom of movement?
* Do liberals interfere with the way you want to raise, discipline and educate your children?
* Do liberals make you feel like you are wrong, stupid, crazy or inadequate?
* Do liberals attempt to prevent you from doing what makes you happy?
* Do liberals put roadblocks in your way when you try to escape their plans for you?
* Do liberals attempt to control your money, your associations, and your goals?
* Are you expected to do things to please liberals, rather than to please yourself?
* Do you feel that, with liberals, nothing you ever do is good enough?
* Do liberals claim it's your own fault they are attacking you, or claim that they were "just joking" when they hurled epithets at you?
* Have liberals ever scared you by threatening to get even, or to ruin your reputation, or by suggesting that they are the only people standing between you and the pitchforks?
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Jun. 3rd, 2009 @ 11:35 pm (no subject)
In a country with approximately 150 million pro-lifers, five abortionists have been killed since Roe v. Wade.

In that same 36 years, more than 49 million babies have been killed by abortionists. Let's recap that halftime score, sports fans: 49 million to five.

Meanwhile, fewer than 2 million Muslims live in America and, while Muslims are less murderous than abortionists, I'm fairly certain they've killed more than five people in the United States in the last 36 years. For some reason, the number "3,000" keeps popping into my head.

--Anne Coulter
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Jun. 2nd, 2009 @ 03:28 pm On the George Tiller Slaying: a Devil's Advocation
.... if his killer had shot a guard at Auschwitz, would we still call him a murderer? Or would we be good Germans and insist that we should abide by the laws of the Reich--- and "hope for change" from within the courts?

We SAY that abortion is murder, but our actions and our reactions say the exact opposite. By our own professed standards, George Tiller was a mass murderer of babies. His hands were dipped in innocent blood clear to the elbow--- boiling babies alive in saline solution, hacking their bodies into pieces, pulling them feet first out of the womb and drilling holes in their skulls to suck out their brains.... . Yet we profess more shock and outrage that someone shot and killed HIM, than in what he himself did on a daily basis.

That he was killed in a church merely underlines the depths of our own profanity... Jesus Christ drove mere moneylenders out of the temple with a scourge; I can only imagine what he would have done upon sighting a professional butcher of babies in the house of God. Yet OUR ire is for the one who killed a murderer...

How depraved and corrupt and MORALLY BACKWARDS have we become?

What SHOULD a moral, decent, Christian person do in a society that openly commits blood murder of innocents? Can you sincerely tell me that "working within the law" is all that is required of us--- when the law of the land is perverted to the point that infanticide is a legal profession? Just how depraved does society have to become before we are 'allowed' to obey our conscience and obey our God, and disobey the law of Man? How long can we permit evil to go on, before we are guilty of aiding and abetting the wickedness ourselves by our inaction?

Was the man who shot George Tiller a murderer, or merely the last sane man in the room?
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May. 28th, 2009 @ 06:50 pm It is fan work.
Is it not nifty?
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May. 22nd, 2009 @ 02:16 pm New Wacom tablet has arrived
Yays.
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May. 19th, 2009 @ 05:51 pm (no subject)
"If you have to look along the shaft of an arrow from the wrong end, if a man has you at his mercy, then hope like hell that man is an evil man. Because the evil like power, power over people, and they want to see you in fear. They want you to know you are going to die. So they'll talk. They'll gloat ... A good man will kill you with hardly a word."

--Terry Pratchett
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May. 19th, 2009 @ 03:36 pm (no subject)


Oh really.

How about we follow up with an accurate portrayal of divorce--- WITHOUT a prenup.

The wife comes in. The man looks up. The woman cheerfully announces, "I've decided our marriage is over. See, I've been sleeping with a married man who lives down the street, and I've decided to leave you since he's richer than you. However, Since I'm the woman, I'll be taking the house, the kids, and half of everything you own now and will ever make in the future."

"But... what about our marriage vows..?" The man asks, bewildered.

The woman laughs. "Go ahead and take THOSE to court, honey," she says.

Ridiculous? Happened to the deacon at my father's third church, down to the last detail. (So don't give me any crap about "But we're a Christian couple....") Happened to an online acquaintance of mine. Happened to a bunch more men I know. Happened to dozens, hundreds, thousands of other men who didn't get the prenup.

Divorce courts are full to bursting with people who thought they'd love and respect and trust each other forever. And the courts have made it clear for decades that the marriage vows have less legal binding authority than a McDonald's french fry coupon.
So long as that state of affairs stands, a woman whinging "You want a prenup? Don't you trust me??" gets the same response from me as the boyfriend who says "A condom? a blood test? Don't you trust me??" should get from his girlfriend:

No.
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May. 18th, 2009 @ 10:40 pm (no subject)
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May. 18th, 2009 @ 04:43 pm (no subject)
Socrates demotivational poster
OBAMA WINS! demotivational poster
TEDDY demotivational poster
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May. 16th, 2009 @ 04:37 pm Ah, the joys of electronics
Apologies to those reading the webcomics.... MY wacom tablet decided to bite the dust, and I am somewhat shy of the dinero to buy a new one. I've opened it up and am trying to fix the glitch, but it may be some time hence before I can start crackin' down on the ink-slinging....
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May. 7th, 2009 @ 01:23 pm (no subject)
"In 2006, the latest year of record, 56,326 Americans died from influenza strains in the United States according to the Centers for Disease Control, and $6.1 billion was spent by the central government on prevention and treatment. (Sidebar: Comparably, in 2006 there were 12,113 AIDS-related deaths and $13.7 billion dollars for U.S. HIV/AIDS prevention and treatment -- that's twice the spending on a totally preventable disease which kills less than one fourth of the number of citizens who die from the flu.)
The Patriot Post: Alexander's Essay, MAy 7,2009
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May. 2nd, 2009 @ 11:28 am Hiroshima
http://www.pjtv.com/video/Afterburner_/The_True_Story_of_the_Atomic_Bombs/1808/
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Apr. 29th, 2009 @ 09:27 pm "But we voted for this!...."
I hear a lot of liberals, especially from the blow-dried paid-microphone set, answering the complaints of the Tea Party protesters with this apparent trump card, an imagined fait accompli:

"The original tea party was about taxation without representation. But but you VOTED for this...." (or more accurately, "this was passed by your elected representatives...")

Let us consider this.

First, a loud braying donkey laugh for anyone who thinks that the "duly elected" on Capitol Hill actually represent anyone but themselves. It is become so self evident over the decades that it is a cliche' to even mention it. When every voter knows that every candidate is lying to them and will break every promise they made once in power, is that representative government or just an impersonation of one?

But this skims over a more relevant point. "WE VOTED FOR THIS" MEANS NOTHING IF IT VIOLATES THE AMERICAN CONSTITUTION OR, MORE IMPORTANTLY, AMERICAN RIGHTS.
This government, this country's founding documents, SPECIFIES that there are a great number of things upon which you do not GET a majority decision. You do not get a vote on my freedom of speech, sir. You do not get a vote on my right to freedom of religion, my right to assemble, my right to dissent, my right to bear arms, and you sure as the pits of damnation do not get to vote on whether you can rob, enslave and plunder me for your own ends.

For the first hundred years of our government,from the Founding Fathers on, our leaders asserted over and over again that the government had no constitutional and more importantly no moral authority to spend the taxpayer's dollar on any form of public largesse, and they voted accordingly. No matter how compassionate or heartstring-tugging the cause, no matter how pretty the photo-op, no matter how popular the issue, no matter how great or how small the amount. If it was not for the defense of the country, the upholding of law and order, or the maintaining of the national infrastructure, it did not meet the minimal constitutional qualifications.

For the entirety of the 20th century and the first decade of the 21st, however, the politician and the perpetually self-irresponsible have conspired together to vote themselves free money out of other people's wallets. They have ignored all economic admonition, disregarded all complaint, and turned the courts into an editorial staff for the Constitution so that they may ignore its limits on their power. The consequence is the ever-growing ruination all about us; their ever-enlarging wealth and power at the expense of our broken backs.

A government that does not obey the restrictions of the Constitution is not a representative government. And our government, under the bit and bridle of the Obama administration, has trampled over the constitution in its eagerness to turn America into the new Socialist Utopia, Cuba North.

Our government, our congress, our president, represent noone but themselves.
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Apr. 27th, 2009 @ 06:27 pm Body image insanity
"Let me see these pictures, nahh, I certainly don't think this young woman needs to lose any arrrargh, ARRGH NARM ARMNARMNARMNARM OHWOOOHARGH arghlle..."
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Apr. 24th, 2009 @ 07:36 pm (no subject)
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2009/04/090423132559.htm
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